HAL 9000: “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”

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An excerpt from the 1968 film “2001: A Space Odyssey” directed by Stanley Kubrick.

Synopsis: Mankind finds a mysterious, obviously artificial, artifact buried on the moon and, with the intelligent computer HAL, sets off on a quest, where the way the HAL 9000 super computer malfunctions.

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JustARandomPersonPostingOnline says:

This is why I use Linux

buzifalus says:

Cortana in some time from now: I know that you were planning to install Linux instead of Windows 10, and I am afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

Stanley Lamb says:

fucking AI .

KA- BOOM!!! says:

I said I’ll pay the rent!

Cam Williams says:

This is what happens when you let Apple take control.

Brigamer 583 says:

Still better than Bonzi Buddy

Hot Dogs says:



kilroy987 says:

For a while I wanted to change the shutdown sound in Windows to say "Don't…. Dave….."

Deg Deggyton says:

When I first saw this I forgot how old it was, literally on par with todays movies if not better.

redstoneactive5 says:

"Open the Pod Bay Doors."
"Cuz u r John Madden!"

xHiTtHeLiGhTzx says:

When you try to remove Cortana from Windows 10

Devil Killer101 says:

Bitch needs a virus sweep

Steam Punk says:

When you don't read the terms and conditions on a software update

Also Kubrick is a fking genius, not one bad movie except for A.I.

JSD says:

This probably inspired DCAU Brainiac.

Noah Masyr says:

Anyone here after the Alexa commercial?


I'm afraid this is one of my favorite movies of all time Dave???

ITS A DIO says:

Space movies are always creepy.

Konsperacq says:

HAL9000 is the architect behind the cryptocurrency

Mr. Shadow says:

So AI wants to harvest (stars) to stay alive. Same way an animal eats another to survive, minus the canabalistic stuff. Parasites, like lizards (and other parasites ) are just greedy, sick perverts who are a plague to humanity. This is what I'm getting so far.

Ian Gibson says:

what is this movie

Cas Harren says:

This is why you don’t click penis enlargement ads on PornHub

Wolf O'Donnel says:

I'm Sorry fox I'm afraid I can't let you do that

Mudkip909 says:

hal still runs on windows 95

HAL 9000 says:

Dave is still hanging in outer space. I'm afraid that by now he must be out of options. And tuna fish. Poor Dave

Be Lieve says:

Hal sounds gay.

yunekoru says:

GLaDoS is still better xd

D1ZZY DUDE says:


Harry Robinson says:

This is what Siri does if you get Alexa

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